Today is the first day of my brand new life.

Sat Night Dance Party: Halloween Edition

Oct 31, 2009 Author: abby | Filed under: Uncategorized

This one’s for you, Bauler.

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Sat Night Dance Party: Halloween Edition

Oct 31, 2009 Author: abby | Filed under: Uncategorized

This one’s for you, Bauler.

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Photo project

Oct 10, 2009 Author: abby | Filed under: Uncategorized

My project this weekend is to make a photo story of this:

Steele and Bob discover a race of salamander-people whose entire culture is based around the art of feces-sculpting; after much indignation Steele and Bob introduce them to the discipline of the plasma cannon.

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May I offer you a washcloth?

Sep 23, 2009 Author: abby | Filed under: Uncategorized

Are you in need of advice in your towel selection? Perhaps the choice between fluffy and fuzzy is too difficult to make unassisted.

Fortunately you have someone to turn to. In Japan, people have studied their whole lives, taken rigourous courses, apprenticed with the finest of masters, and passed a global certification to become a towel sommeliers to assist you in this most difficult of choices.

Rest assured, your drying needs will be handled with the utmost of care.

Like I said — DANCE PARTY

Sep 12, 2009 Author: abby | Filed under: Uncategorized

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Saturday night dance party

Sep 12, 2009 Author: abby | Filed under: Uncategorized

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